I was playing a game yesterday and came upon a thought. What if, Global Warming, works out to our advantage? Avoid your initial reaction, take a second, and just think about it. We hear all this doom and gloom about Global Warming being the end of life as we know it. What if it actually improves the quality of life on this planet in the long run? Lets investigate
Who among my readership can explain, in scientific detail, describe the global warming process?... I know I cant. So if you are unable to understand and reproduce the argument, how can you honestly say you know anything about it? You cant, thats how. If there were a Global Warming class, I'm willing to bet 99.9% of us would fail. And FYI, class started in the 1970s.
Here are the believed results of Global Warming as I understand it. The temperature increase causes a famine, due to climate specific crops being unable to adjust to the new temperatures. Also with the temperature increase comes melting ice caps which increases global ocean levels, which would leave some coastal cities flooded. The temperatures are also expected to speed up desertification in subtropic areas, lead to the extinction of many species, and lead to more incidents of extreme weather.
What if it doesnt? What if the process were to actually halt, and begin the process of reverse desertification in the subtropical areas (via increased precipitation). What if the climate specific crops adapt and evolve to match the new environment, as well as other species. What if we are finally rid of having to deal with a New Orleans hurricane every 5 years. (**FYI, I have no sympathy for anyone who lives in a city below sea level in a hurricane zone.... sorry, but its just not a good idea). What if we gained an expanded ability to grow food crops, making it easier to feed our growing population.
Here is another, bit more radical what if.... What if, the elimination of mankind, is what is best for the planets ability to sustain life? Lets face it, "gas guzzling" cars, nuclear weapons, genocide, necrophilia, The Jersey Shore, Viagra Commercials(seriously, are you as tired of them as I am?), dumpster babies, rape, racism, Paris Hilton..... all legitimate reasons to hate human beings, and combined, a fairly legitimate argument why the world would be better off without us.
The lesson here is that just because a scientist says something, doesnt mean you should take it at face value, build your life around it, and spend the rest of your life in denial. Remember, science found a basis for racism, for the Jewish Genocide, hell, science is responsible for Viagra, without which, there would be no Viagra commercials.
Is global warming happening... yeah, sure, why not..... does that mean that the world is going to end, no......
In the news
Havent blogged since before it happened, but we finally got Bin Laden! Huzzah! After a short celebration we can go back to our lives and some caring about Pakistan and Afghanistan..... what? we still have to. Aw damn! It would be nice to go home and take a shower to get those countries off of us.
The world ended two days ago. But at the last minute Jesus called in saying he had to respond to another "thing." The world is baffled at what it could be, I personally think that that is confirmation of intelligent life on another planet. Jesus has allegedly rescheduled for October 21st. Link
A man drove 51 miles with his wife on the hood of his truck. Allegedly he needed somewhere to put the rotting dear carcass he picked up on the side of the road. Link
Now that Im done with school and done with birthday celebrations, I shall bring the mighty blog to you many more times!
Thanks for Reading!
